Look what the dog dragged in...
I ducked into town to have dinner with my Grandparents, but forgot to feed the dog before I left. So she dragged in a partly-decomposed roo.
In other news:
In other news:
posted by dr. cok at 11:56 PM
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Joke for the day!
Digger, seeing you mentioned the dog thing I thought of this joke I got a little while ago.
The Four Dogs
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer; the second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist; the fourth was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and aid, "What can your dog do?” The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shat on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
Also - just checkout out yer thesis.. Dude! I can see you are seeking to amuse yourself in its wearisome tomes... Very funny. Also - it be lookin slick an sexy! Keep up the good work.
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