We're just looking for our future babies Mamas.
- Gmail abusers: Gmail now has kicking rad new feature, RSS feeds (which they are choosing to call "Web Clips", causing impotent rage in nerds globally). This means that Gmail will show you when someone updates their blog! Follow the instructions in the above link, remove all the gay feeds that Gmail includes by default, then in the search box type in: http://dockta-cok.blogspot.com/atom.xml, and then hit the subscribe button or whatever the hell it's called. It's left as an exercise for the reader to work out how to subscribe to other blogs.
- I've elbowed my way into the global nerdy circlejerk that is del.icio.us and Gvisit, and added feeds to the old bog in the sidebar (Gowon have a butchers). What's so grouse about del.icio.us? Glad you asked.
- Mash up albums are back in favour in my Kingdom, I have imperiously decided, after coming across these absolute friggen corkers. I will include a bittorrent link for each (Bugger that, see the del.icio.us feed. Cue circlejerk moneyshot). If you don't know how to use bittorrent, send me an email, and I'll delete it then try to forget you ever existed. Or, Barry willing, I can have them uploaded to his Streamload account, and you can download them from there. Not knowing what Streamload is, is forgivable.
I think what I like about these is that they are album length, and are done really well. If you disagree, then we shall agree to disagree and maybe have some hot makeup sex later on.- Radiohead - Me and this army remixes. There aint enough bees to make enough wax for me to wax lyrically enough about this, so I wont bother the little beggars.
- Q-Unit: 50 Cent vs. Queen. This is schmicko. I used to be one of the worlds biggest Queen fans during my troubled youth, but really haven't listened to them in the last 9 years. God I'm old. This might be my last post I have to go die now. And 50 Cent is way rad, and reminds me of B-roq and his maniacal obsessive fascination with In Da Club.
- American Edit: This is the Green Day American Idiot album all mixed up with heaps of awesome stuff old and new. The last track especially gives me a boner you could break a shovel over (first erection reference), as it is some Greenday track or other mixed with that "just another manic monday..." track, I forget what it's called but that should not detract from the enthusiasm I'm attempting to convey.
- Grey Album: Jay-Z vs. The Beatles. This has been around for a while. This is especially awesome because Jay-Z released the Black Album, and of course the Beatles had the White Album. How hip and ironic! I have a headspin.
- Radiohead - Me and this army remixes. There aint enough bees to make enough wax for me to wax lyrically enough about this, so I wont bother the little beggars.
The rabbits here are bringing the turf war (hur hur) right into the house. I shot one from the kitchen door between mains and dessert during dinner the other night, and from the same spot after breakfast before going to the gym the other morning! My aim is a bit rusty, too many gut-shots. I want to headshot a couple of nice young ones and take them in for my Grandma to casserole. Bugger me gently if that isn't the nicest fuckin' dinner ever assembled.
Peace out.
posted by dr. cok at 12:43 PM
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Christ!! I just did something really weird. I read that entire post thinking that I was at Mr Moron's site. Very strange effect. It was the "bugger me gently" bit that finally threw me completely off my whack (mind you, I have rarely been on my whack recently, so I may have to redefine my whack a little. It is now here, as opposed to there, which I am not).
del.icio.us looks like a lot of hard work. Ooooh. I just thought of a new american style tech term "efficientize" (it is like incentivize and other ones that I cannot think of at the moment). Usage: "We will have to use some new software to efficientize our staff". Or, "del.icio.us is part of a new wave of software that efficientizes its users".
Bollocks, it couldn't be easier. You bookmark something with the del.icio.us button, and WHAM! it's a link on your blog.
It's part of a broad range of strategies we're implementing here at dockta-cok.com to efficientize production.
... or, look out, Sir, or I will efficientize your arse.
That sort of thing.
Ooooh! I think you may have just efficientized my $%^#!
(deary dear. the perils of blogging when you are waiting to go to an absynth party and the afternoon cannot draw more quickly to a close)
you thought I was shooting rabbits from my front door?
fyi - i live on the 4th floor of an apartment building, there is 2 feet of snow outside, and no rabbits!
He he ... yeah... it was other people that vouched for my sanity. Not me. I just wanna make that clear.
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