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posted by K at 2:40 PM
Sorry Mat - in the absence of a new entry, I got bored and decided to vandalise your blog.Don't let me get bored? You see what happens, Larry?
Mmmm-hmmm. I'ma working, was going to update this evening. But now, I think those guys say it all.
Yeah, they cover a whole gamut of emotions...
On the beachA man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on.The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f*cked?"The fellow said "No"She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
Ha ha ha, yep them damn bitches never put out, huh? ha ha ha
Burned!
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Sorry Mat - in the absence of a new entry, I got bored and decided to vandalise your blog.
Don't let me get bored? You see what happens, Larry?
Mmmm-hmmm. I'ma working, was going to update this evening. But now, I think those guys say it all.
Yeah, they cover a whole gamut of emotions...
On the beach
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f*cked?"
The fellow said "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
Ha ha ha, yep them damn bitches never put out, huh? ha ha ha
Burned!
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