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posted by tangles at 4:00 PM
Ooop!!! This was meant to end up on my site ...This is my failed attempt at first post. I am going back to the drawing board armed only with a healthy ditrust for google and google related downloads...
Q: What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go 'tick, tick, tick'? A: Ve have vays of making you tock.
Oh Gosh. That is very good. I am going to tell the office....
Ok. I tell the office .. Tony goes, "Oh .. its gotta be something ..".Me, "No no, you are not supposed to guess what he says - I will tell you!".Me, "Ve hav vays of making you tock!"Tony, "He he ... yeah .. that is pretty bad .. I knew it had something to do with the Germans .."What the fuck????!
That Tony doesn't miss a trick! hmmmm.
Cheers for the monkeys by the way. Really sets off the page.
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Ooop!!! This was meant to end up on my site ...
This is my failed attempt at first post. I am going back to the drawing board armed only with a healthy ditrust for google and google related downloads...
Q: What did the German watch repairer say to his
watch that would only go 'tick, tick, tick'?
A: Ve have vays of making you tock.
Oh Gosh. That is very good. I am going to tell the office....
Ok. I tell the office .. Tony goes, "Oh .. its gotta be something ..".
Me, "No no, you are not supposed to guess what he says - I will tell you!".
Me, "Ve hav vays of making you tock!"
Tony, "He he ... yeah .. that is pretty bad .. I knew it had something to do with the Germans .."
What the fuck????!
That Tony doesn't miss a trick! hmmmm.
Cheers for the monkeys by the way. Really sets off the page.
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