Pump up the jam, pump it up.
This is Dad and Adam unloading our one year old lambs, which were on stubble in a paddock at My uncle Ian's place. Ian wants to sow that paddock so we had to get the lambs off, you see? Clearly my role in this event was supervision and documentation.
Firstly, free music whores: Dj Iain Mac's latest mix is good. I can't get any more excited than that, but it definately is, well, good. His website header claims that his flow is Acid House Electro Breakbeat Bootlegs Disco Punk Bastard Pop. Anyone who requires nine capitalized words to describe their style immediately redlines my bollocks alarm, but give it a go.
Secondly, comes directly after firstly. It is immediately followed by thirdly, however the use of fourthly is fairly uncommon, and bullet points may be more appropriate for itemizations of this length. More's the point, I've little to add.
Not sure if I'll head to Melb this weekend. I've been working on this FUCKING little problem for the last two days, and it's driving my nuts. I would like to show that something is either less than or greater than one, just not one. Instead, I've managed to show that it is less than a number greater than one, and greater than a number less than one, which is about as useful as tits on a bull in a dystopian post-apocolyptic future in which bulltits in particular are of limited utility and held in very low regard. I'm not even sure whether what I've shown is correct, because lots of inequalities can get my head tangled up something severe. I'm just flipping out a bit because it looks like the olds want to take my bro and I to Fiji for a fortnight, and that would be hella rad, but when I'm stuck on something like this I become completely convinced that I'll never bloody (grumble grumble)...
It's eleven fifty fucking nine already. I've got to haul my gluteus superultramaximuses to the gym in the morning and pump some arse, and need to leave early enough to get home before the evening news. So I'll see youse crunts on the flipside. In the mean time, stick it to the man. That is, if you've got the apparatus and can get in close enough.
Kiss, hug.
posted by dr. cok at 11:25 PM
17 Comments:
Oh Matty. You are funny. I am not particularly liking the sound of showing that something is not one by indicating that it is greater than something less than one, while also less than something greater than one. It is beginning to sound a little like one, IMHO. But then, all you have to do is show that the delta cannot be zero, maybe? I don't know. I am sure you have tried... Keep it up!!
This is my first day off yoga in a full week (Thurs to Thurs, inclusive). I feel like a rather sore and sweaty rubber band, with a dopey grin on its face.
How is the sick sheep today?
If you do decide to visit this weekend a couple of things to note:
- Sarah AND Alex will be up this weekend so you may have to sleep on the couch (or Alex could sleep on the floor in Sas's room, whatever)
- I have free tickets to the football on Saturday that Sas + friends + me were intending to use. I have a spare one if you feel like getting in touch with the common man (and woman).
- Krafty Kuts is on next Friday and it looks like Jay and Jono are going. If you wanted to break your hiatus on all things narcotic we could make a night of it.
Let me know whiteboy.
That slutty Krafty - he's coming to see me on the Sat night! Well, actually, I did have to buy a ticket and it seems lotsa other people will be there also, but yeah, you get that.
How about all of you come up to Krafty on the Sat instead? I am going in a group of sexy single gals! C'mon!
Hey - I thought we were going to see some movie thingy in Bondi? Were you going to hijack me and take me to Krafty Kuts instead? Or have I just got my head entirely up my arse and haven't been listening to a word for the last week?
I mean - I do recall you saying SOMETHING about Krafty Kuts...
- confused, lost, and alone.
no - Krafty is on the 9th. We are locked in for tomorrow.
Over and out.
Hey mat,
Assume it is equal to one, and show that that implies a contradiction. Or at least an unsettling conundrum, so that people will sweep it under the rug and just be content to call it not one.
Like: if x=1, then the axioms of arithmetic can be proven inconsistent.
Or: if x=1, then the scientologists have actually got it right.
Something like that shouldn't be too hard to prove.
Nerita: I don't like the sound of it either. That's one of many things I don't like about the whole affair.
KT: The sheep is sitting up still. It's raining, which must be a real drag for her. I'll sneak out at some point and give her a drink and some food.
Chris: I shall marinate those points in the soupy broth of my mind. The deciding factor will be whether I get anything done if I stay here. And as much as I'd like to go to KK, I'm really just not into the narcs at the moment. I'd rather sink a bottle of bourbon, become god's gift to pool and wake up with a hangover.
Ian: Showing that a contradiction follows if this thing equals one is the harder option in this case. My thetan agrees.
Can she have one of those sheep jackets? That might help.
The poor thing, I keep thinking about her...
KT: She'll be ok! Sheep are like ducks, they love the rain and have beaks.
I thought ducks had bills?
that's pelicans.
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His beak can hold more
than his belly can.
Oh - you're right actually.
Booyeah! My knowledge of avian anatomy is unparalleled!!
However your knowledge of hip lingo is very paralleled, as it were. A search for 'booyeah' obtains < 5000 hits, while 'booyah' obtains around 130,000 hits. Hmmm?
I choose not to conform to popular opinion.
Some make trends, others follow.
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